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Star Wars Insider Magazine #97 - 30th Anniversary tribute piece
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch
- [1] 81, Oct 29, 1999 Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace
[2] Episode 39
Bowling Buddies A warlock is training a girl how
to bowl and the warlock says, "Consider me your personal Yoda." (Thanks
to DarthStothe for reference #2!) [3] Sabrina
in Wonderland The White Rabbit: The truth we
know, for it rings so clear. Sabrina: So, what's up with this whole
Yoda, Confucius, Grasshopper thing?
Sailor Moon - (JP Anim) -
Raye's day in the spotlight during
a fashion show they fashion lightsabers!
Samurai Jack (US Anim) -
[1] 'Samurai
Jack: the movie' Jack (LaMarr) finds
himself in a 'Cantina' surrounded by strange creatures. In a scene directly
out of the Cantina scene in Star Wars....Jack, with his sword, cuts off the
arm of one of the 'patrons'...the; arm falls to the ground with the weapon
close by.
  
[2]
Episode IX is
very similar to the cloud city portion of TESB. Jack is 'betrayed' ,by the
inhabitants of an underwater city, and given to AKU (Mako).
[3] They usually have a little SW homage, but
this was blatant and throughout the whole show. It started with a Greedo-like
bounty hunter blabbering in some weird tongue to Jack's friend the Scotsman.
He ignored him for a while then knocked him off the boat and into the ocean.
Later when surrounded by bad guys he says "I have bad feeling about
this." Then when they get to a dirty fishing village he tells jack that
you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Lastly when
they bargain to get a ship the ship's captain does the whole Han Solo bit
including asking for $10,000 and Jack exclaiming "we can almost buy our
own ship for that." "Yeah but whose gonna sail it kid,
you?" (Thanks to RolandofGilead for
this reference!)
Saturday Night Live (US) -
[1]
1/28/78Bill Murray, as a lounge act at a resort, sings 'Nothin' but Star Wars' ( to
SW Main Theme) to the patrons. [2] 1977
mono: Obi-Wan Kenobi (DAA) guides host as she
tells a Star Wars-themed joke [3]
Beach Blanket Bimbo from Outer Space
11/18/78 Guest Carrie Fisher partakes in
the beach blanket spoof as Princess Leia in this surf/space crossover skit (Thanks
to Jedi_Delirious for the text for this reference!)
Surfer: Surf's up!
Sandy: Gee, the beach is fun this year! Buzz: Remember how much fun we had last year! But this year is the most fun! Skeeter: Oh gee, I love being tanned and popular! Sandy: Boy! We really have a lot of fun, considering it's the 50's and we're past puberty and we don't even have sex yet! Buzz: And we don't drink, we don't smoke dope.. and it'll be seven years before we hear about acid! Moondoggie: If only we weren't sending so many civilian advisors into Vietnam, but.. Skeeter: Oh.. stop thinking, Moondoggie! We're just here to have mindless fun! [ Frankie and Annette approach] Hi, Annette! Hi, Frankie! Annette: Hiiii. [ giggles ] Frankie: Annette? Do you love me? Annette: You know I do, Frankie.. Frankie: Prove it! Let me go all the way tonight, huh? Annette: No! Frankie: Well, come on! how about third base? Annette: No! Frankie: Oh, come on! Second base! Annette: No! Frankie: Well, let me.. let me just touch the sides! Annette: No! Frankie, no! If I let you, you won't respect me! Frankie: Annette.. please! Annette: Oh! Don't handle the merchandise! [spaceship effects are heard] Moondoggie: Wow! What's that?! Is that a flying saucer?! [ Princess Leia approaches] Buzz: I don't know.. but I sure hope she stays all summer! Sandy: Uh-oh.. competition.. Princess Leia: Hi, everybody! I'm from another galaxy, in another time, in another movie! I'm an exchange student from outer space, and I just dropped onto this swell beach! Gee, I.. I sure hope you guys speak English! Sandy: Well.. we do.. I'm Sandy, and this is Buzz, and Skeeter, and Moondoggy. We're the popular crowd! [ laughs ] Skeeter: A clique of middle-class WASPs and Italian teenagers living off our parents until it's hip to reject them! Princess Leia: Hi! Annette: Hi. I-I'm Annette.. and this is my boyfriend Frankie.. and these are my breasts. Princess Leia: Hi! Hi! Frankie: Welcome to Party Beach. Say, what's your name? Princess Leia: I-I'm Princess Leia! Frankie: Wow! A real princess from outer space. Buzz: Princess.. Lay.. ah! [ everyone laughs ] Annette: You see. this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way. Frankie: And we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty! Buzz: No matter how stupid it is! [ laughs ] Surfer: Surf's up! Everyone: Yay! Frankie: Say.. Princess Leia. Did you bring a bathing suit? Sure! [ removes her clothes to reveal a shiny bikini ] Will this do? [ all the guys whistled, impressed with Princess Leia's layout ] Frankie: Talk about heavenly bodies! Wow! She's outta sight! Annette: [ miffed ] You two certainly have a lot in common - space! She comes from it, and.. you've got a lot between your ears! Come on, girls! [ the girls stomp away from the beach scene, leaving Frankie and Princess Leia alone ] Frankie: You know.. Annette's right. I.. I am interested in.. outer space.. travel.. Say, tell me, Princess - say, on your planet, a guy's going out with a girl since the beginning of high school. how long should he have to wait until he.. gets under her bra? Princess Leia: Uh.. usually, until he can get her alone in his car. Moondoggy: Well, what if he doesn't have a car? Princess Leia: Then he should borrow his dad's. Buzz: Well.. how old do you have to be on your planet to.. get a driver's license? Princess Leia: 16. Buzz: Ah, nuts! Then I'd have to wait another three months! [ Vincent Price enters the beach scene ] Vincent Price: Having fun, kids? Frankie: Hey! Aren't you Vincent Price?! Vincent Price: Who's your friend, son? Frankie: This is Princess Leia! Vincent Price: Hello, Your Highness. Frankie: Mr. Price, where are you going with all those little cubes of raw meat. Vincent Price: This is marinated lamb, and I'm.. taking it up the beach.. for a barbecue at the home of a close, personal friend of mine, who's a recording artist. Princess Leia: I bet you're making shish-kabob! Vincent Price: Yes! Princess Leia: I hope you didn't forget the garlic! Vincent Price: Leave garlic out of shish-kabob? Honey, I'd sooner slash my wrists. Someday, I'd.. really like to teach you how to cook. Frankie: Gee.. thanks, Mr. Price. Vincent Price: Have fun, kids. [ exits ] Frankie: He sure is friendly - for an older guy, you know? Princess Leia: Everybody seems to be friendly here! Frankie: You'd fit in right here on Earth. Say.. I bet you know how to kiss great. Princess Leia: "Kiss"? What's "kiss"? Frankie: You don't know what "kiss" means? Princess Leia: No! Frankie: Well, just close your eyes.. and open your mouth. [ Princess Leia closes her eyes and opens her mouth, as Frankie makes his move. Annette re-enters the scene and catches him ] Annette: What are you trying to do, give her artificial respiration?! Frankie: Uh.. uh.. she had some spinach caught in her teeth.. and I was just trying to help her pull it out! Annette: Get your meat hooks off of him, Your Highness! He's my guy! Princess Leia: Wait a minute! You got me all wrong! I'm no cheap tramp from tomorrow! I'm no space slut! [ background music pots up, as Princess Leia breaks into a 50's teen angst song variant ] Princess Leia: [ singing ] I'm a teenager from outer space Trying to make it in the human race. Although I come from another world I'm really a very nice girl! And even though I'm dropping from the sky I would never steal another girl's guy! I don't want all the girls to hate me I just want.. the guys to date me! I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit I want to find.. a boy that's really cute! Writing love letters in the sand dunes But it's hard.. when you're the new kid on Earth! Chorus: Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi..! Annette: Gee! Maybe I was a little rough on you! Princess Leia: Couldn't we be friends now? Annette: Sure! [ they hug ] Princess Leia: [ continues to sing ] There'll come a day, and I hope it's soon Whether you come from the skies or moon! Frankie: It won't matter if you're green or blue. Princess Leia: You'll find.. the boy that's right for you! Everyone: I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit Princess Leia: I want to find.. a boy that's really cute! Everyone: Write love letters in the sand dunes But it's really hard when you're the new kid on Earth! Wo-oh! You're the new kid on Earth! [ suddenly, cool guy Eric Von Zipper enters the scene ] Frankie: [ awestruck ] Eric Von Zipper!! Eric Von Zipper: Hey! I heard there was a new broad on the beach! I dig that crazy chick! She's got more curves than the Ventura Freeway! [ the gang laughs, as Vincent Price re-enters the scene ] Vincent Price: Hi, kids. Remember that recording artist friend I was telling you about? Well, here he is. Annette: [ excited ] Hey look, everybody! It's Chubby Checker! Everyone: CHUBBY CHECKER?! WOW!! Chubby Checker: Hi, gang! Do you kids like to have fun?! Everyone: YEAHHHH!!! Chubby Checker: Great! 'Cause there's nothing I like better than entertaining white, middle-class kids on the beach! So come on, everybody! Let's Twist! [ singing ] Come on and twist in a two-piece bathing suit With a girl who's really cute! Frankie: [singing ] Thank you, Chubby.. for New Twist.. on Eaaaarth! Chorus: Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi..! [ fade to SUPER: " Coming up next... We Saved Gidget's Brain" ]
[4]
 4/5/80
Mr. Bill Strikes Back - Even the Force can't help
Mr. Bill! [5] 2/17/96
Nightline
sketch opener. Koppel (Hammond) interviews Bob Dole (MacDonald). Dole
says that he'll soon be, "...a beam of pure energy," Koppel
asks, "..like Obi-Wan Kenobi?" Dole mumbles, "Yeah,
sure. ...whoever that is." [6]
1/11/97 Kevin Spacey does Jack Lemmon auditioning
for the part of Chewbacca, and does Christopher Walken auditioning for Han
Solo, and Walter Mathau auditioning for the part of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Darrell
Hammond also does Richard Dreyfuss auditioning for the part of C3PO.
Also, Norm MacDonald doing Burt Reynolds auditioning for the part of Darth
Vader and Ana Gasteyer doing Barbara Streisand auditioning for Princess Leia
[7]
5/19/01 - They were showing a
montage of cinema love affairs one was between Christopher Walken's janitor
and Chris Kattan's Mango. One of the parodies was from A New Hope with Walken
dressed like Han in the Stormtrooper armor and Mango was Princess Leia.
(interesting since he was once considered for the part) [8]
? Jimmy Fallon sings two Star Wars
songs. [8]
?Darrel
Hammond is doing a 'news' piece as Dick Cheney. He rips open his shirt
to reveal an exact copy of Darth Vader's 'chest box' (no other verbal
reference was made) [9] ?
David
Spade was 'reviewing' the Special Edition of Star Wars (1997) that he saw that
weekend. Spade reported that the movie made millions over the
weekend, saying, 'Now George Lucas can afford that sporty new Miatta he's had
his eye on' [10] Hugh
Jackman 12/8/01
Hugh
Jackman in an audition for a sexy robot in Star Wars. His only line:
"Luke, watch out!" [11] 4/18/00
Toby
McGuire hosts. Toby doing the monologue, a guy from the audience (a
plant) guesses all the films Toby has been in. 'Toby' McGuire instead of
Jerry MaGuire Etc., Then a heckler mentions Ep 1 TPM on Video/DVD..."Were
you in that?" Toby says, "Well, if it will make you stop...yes
I was" heckler, "Who were you, what character did you
play?" Toby, "mmmm, well, I was Jar Jar Binks."
heckler: "Jar Jar Binks?!? Jar jar sucked" "If jar
jar's on, change the Channel" [12] Patrick
Stewart (#35.9) 2/12/94 David
Spade as Joan Rivers in a skit that included Patrick Stuart in a spoof of Star
Trek Love Boat. excerpt: Hey, did you ever notice, when they beam you on
board, your underwear rides up on ya? It's like an intergalactic Wedgie.
>> Oh, oh, oh! Look at this place! What a dump! Who is my travel agent, Darth
Vader? [13]
?David Spade on Star Wars Special Edition:
"I liked this movie the first time I saw it... when it was called Star
Wars-- wait..." [14] 2/2/02
Jarrod's Room skit - Potheads Jarrod & Goby
(who have an internet show) start with Goby off-camera
"singing" the Imperial March as a very very very very long Star Wars bong
comes across the the screen (thanks to LittleGreenMaster
for # 14) [15] George
Lucas (Hammond) shows some clips of shots all on digital film. This is
after the N'Sync hype and they have them in two scenes. There is also the
celebrity council with Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace, Yarael, Cartman, Alf, Harry
Potter, Mayor McCheese. And they had a sketch with Jar-Jar, where George says
he's more refined. Jar Jar: mesa go peepee and poopie. Meesa
stinky winky. (thanks to yodaminch for
#15) [16] Hammond
joked about how he had a picture of his head on Boba Fett's body, "that I
made in Adobe Photoshop" [17]
Justin Timberlake 10/11/03 Chris Matthews skit, in a reply to a guest
on the show, "Chris" says, "Your Jedi Mind Tricks aren't going
to work on me Lord Vader" [18] Drew
Barrymore 2/13/04 (one of the four she hosts that never seem to be rerun on Comedy
Central). DREW: Thank you, everybody, it's great to be back! (applause)
Thank you! Thank you! Thanks, you guys! Hey, it's great to be back here,
hosting Saturday Night Live. You know, the first time I hosted the show I was
seven years old - it was way back in the early 80's, right after I did ET.
Now, that seems like a lifetime ago, and I've made a bunch of movies since
then -- [ ET (Forte) enters] ET: Drew-ewww. Drew-ewww!
DREW: Oh, my God! E.T.! ET: It's been so long! DREW: I know!
What are you doing here? I thought you went.. home. ET: Well, I
came back to do a spot on "I Love the 80’s", on VH1. DREW:
Right, right.. well.. gosh. We should, uh, sit around and.. catch up and
talk.. and.. you know - later, I'll get you some Reese's Pieces.
ET: Noooo. I'm on Atkins. DREW: Right. Isn't everybody now..?
[ 3CPO (Meyers) enters] C3PO: Drew Barrymore! DREW: C3PO?
C3PO: I haven't you since we were together in Star Wars. DREW: I
wasn't.. I wasn't even in Star Wars. C3PO: Wasn't in Star
Wars? But of course you were! DREW: No. I mean.. I was pretty
messed up at certain points back then, but I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I
was in Star Wars. [ Zelda Rubenstein (Dratch) as Tangina Barrons
from Poltergeist, enters] ZELDA: Do not go in-to the
light! DREW: Okay -- ZELDA: Run a-way from the liight.
DREW: Okay, who are you? ZELDA: It's me, your co-star from
Poltergeist - Midget Laadyy! DREW: Wait a minute.. I wasn't in
Poltergeist. ZELDA: Are you suurre? I rememmmber a little girliiie!
DREW: Yes. No. I'm.. positive, I'm sure. No. ZELDA: You can't tell
me you did-n't au-dit-ion for it.. DREW: Actually, I did, funny
enough. But.. no. That was a long time ago -- [Vader (Farrell)
enters] VADER: Young Barrymore. I am your father. DREW: Wait. You
guys! I wasn't in Star Wars, I wasn't in Poltergeist, and you're definitely not
my father! VADER: Well, guess I'll just...throw this damn thing away
("awws" from the audience) DREW: Wait, no, no! That's
really sweet, actually. Why don't you read it to me.
VADER: Ohh, alright. "I held you when you skinned your
knee. My heart soared on your graduation day. And, although I'm
known by many other names: Lord of the Sith. Vader. Anakin
the Skywalker. Whatever. The one I'm most proud of...is
DAD" And then I wrote something about, Happy Valentine's Day.
Daddy. DREW: Thank you, Thank you. Happy Valentine's
Day. I think that was so sweet. I wish all of you were my
Valentine. ET: Not me! ET holding out for Kelis.
I like milkshakes! [19] 5/15/04 Tina Fey
(Weekend Update) talks about the conditions of Iraqi prisoners getting
worse. The photo they show is of three Stormtroopers with two civilian
prisoners on their knees and hands on their heads. <hmmm, is that the
501st??> [20] 9/21/01
Skit Jeopary - Anne Heche (Reese Witherspoon)
answers her Final Jeopardy question as her résumé, included are people she's
slept with, one of them is Chewbacca [21] Paris
Hilton 2/5/05 Paris plays a phone sex operator
dressed as Princess Leia (ala ANH) and helps late night nerds stay
"up" [22] 4/23/05
Opening Sketch Literature and philosophy,
humankind's greatest musical genius, [laughter] the undeniable champion
of all racquet sports, the owner of Korea's most vibrant and luxurious head of
hair, [laughter] the NBA's third all-time leading re-bounder, [laughter] the
most esteemed collector of Star Wars memorabilia, Kim Jong-Il!
[23] 2/23/05 Limo
Sketch Limo driver cannot place Paul Giamatti
from films he's been in... "What else was I in? Help me out here,
Honey. (Planet of the Apes) Right, Planet of the Apes. (with
Marky Mark?!, man I don't recognize you from that) I was in a lot of
makeup. (Now, see, now I think you're messing with me.
"Cause, you know, I could tell people I was in Star Wars and I was
a little robot or something like that. You know what I'm
saying?. [24] 3/19/05
Help Me Henry to news sketch In
an interview with 60 Minutes, George Lucas described the upcoming Star Wars
movie as "Titanic in Space" and "a tearjerker" and..
"not so good" [25] 1970's
(Bill Murray, Laraine Newman - Swank girls in icy military base Whoo
Whoo! Amber's favorite movies are, Star Wars and Jaws 2. She
enjoys white wine and a little bit of moonlight. [26]
Will Farrell 5/14/05 Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Vasquez,
you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So
here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that
Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. Skywalker
was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [
Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter
] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay,
Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of
Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is
simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap
session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up.
One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the
fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One
star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz,
who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was
played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my
favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I
just got another whiff. [27]
Lindsay Lohan 5/21/05
Hey, lady, can you take off that crazy headdress. >> I'm sorry. >>
Oh, no. Queen Amidala cannot remove her headdress. Sorry. >> It's hot as
balls in this suit. [ Laughter ] >> unzip the back. >> It is
unzipped. >> What? >> It is unzipped. >> Oh, man. That is a
ton of back hair, dude. >> Why do you think I've always identified with
the Wookiee
race? >> You should identify with a razor. Can you tell me again
why you had to dress like Anakin when you knew all along that I was going to
dress like Anakin? >> I don't know. Maybe because I look just like
Hayden Christensen. >> You specifically told me that you were coming as
Darth Vader. >> Anakin is Darth Vader. >> Not in the world of
costumes! >> Keep it down, please. >> Jeez, Jennifer Lopez and
Jane Fonda have as much chemistry as General Grievous and Mace Windu.
[laughter] You used to like jokes like that. >> Yeah, that was
when I thought my boyfriend was in his 20's. ..Look, I regret that you saw my
driver's license during the whole fandango incident. Let's try to work
through it, okay? >>Let me guess, you couldn't get a Star Wars
ticket either >> What is Star Wars? [laughter]
>>fantastic. >> Seriously, we can't see J. Lo.
>>Take it easy, Lando. [laughter] >>How did he know your
name was Lando? >> Leave it on, baby. I happen to think you
make a beautiful Queen Amidala. >> See, if you were 25, I might
have found that sweet, but since I know you're 35, I'm skeeved out by it.
>> Excuse me? >> Yeah? >>These wars, the stars you spoke of
earlier, should I be concerned? >> Oh, boy. >> You know, I
never explicitly said I was 25. >> No, but when I guessed 25, you
did say, "close enough." God, I can't believe I'm dating a
35-year-old that acts like a 13-year-old. >>I would like to see a
13-year-old build a suit like this.>>I have to get some friends my own
age.
    
[28] Kirsten
Dunst 5/11/02 Skit: Jarret's Room. Gobey
and his "Bongsaber"
Saved By the Bell: The
New Class (US) - episode
where it was all Star Wars! It was based on The Phantom Menace and was really
funny! (thanks to JediJane
for this reference!)
S-Cry-ed (Jap anim 2001) - Native
(#25) When Kazuma's walking away after saying
goodbye to Kanami... Kanami (telepathically): I love you, Kazu-kun.
Kazuma (telepathically): I know. (Thanks to John
at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)
Scooby Doo (US anim) -
Shaggy
said to this alien creature dude as the creature was chasing him, "I bet
you wouldn't treat Luke Skywalker this way!" (thanks
to SB (Jedi Knight) for this reference!)
Scrubs (US Com) -
J.D. (Braff) has a daydream about two of the doctors (Kelso and Cox) who are
arguing about treating a patient without insurance. Dr. Kelso (Jenkins)
is the one who cares about the money aspect, and Cox (McGinley) is on the
other side. Kelso is ,pictured by J.D., as a Vader-like character...with
a welding mask and his pen a lightsaber and Cox is pictured as a 'Jedi Knight'
with a beard, his pen also becomes a lightsaber. The other hospital staff
show up in Star Wars dress with focus on the hair styles of ANH's Luke and
Leia and a janitor who's Chewie-like. Cox says, 'I hope you have learned
from this...' (they show J.D. in slow motion), 'NOOOOO!!!' as Kelso cuts
Dr. Cox down with his 'lightsaber'
Sealab 2021 (2000)
- [1] I,
Robot, Really (#3.10) 12/21/03Dr.
Quinn (Butler) is unconscious and dreaming of Debbie (Miller) photographing
Dolphin Boy, who changes outfits after each picture. One of them was
Luke (ANH clothing) with a lightsaber. Next- Everyone on board is
talking about having their brains put into robot bodies: Old Gus:
"The penalty for a robot killing a Human, will be 1000 years...FROZEN
IN CARBONITE!!!" (thanks to Tralant for
this reference!) [2] TinFins
(#2.10) 12/8/02 A poster for the movie TinFins (a
sci-fi extravaganza) is a copy of the original Star Wars poster, with SeaLab Captain Murphy
as Luke, Debbie as Leia, and Dr. Quinn's head where the Death
Star is. Taking
the place of the X-wings are small Sealab submarines. They're attacking Marla,
a machine that Dr. Quinn built. (thanks to
Tralant and Spacehunter24 for this reference!) [3]
MC Chris's song "Fette's Vette" was
played once on the show. (see Music references
for the lyrics) [4] Lost in Time
(#1.3) 9/30/01 (from the script) Pan
to yet another pair. Quinn is fat and slug-like, looking a lot like
Jabba the Hutt of "Star Wars." Stormy is small and has beg
pointy ears like Salacious Crumb, that little guy who sits on Jabba's
tail. He's sitting on Jabba Quinn's tail. JABBA
QUINN: (in a deep Jabba voice) Wo-ho-ho-ho, woo teh mah co nee tah,
stor mee. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.. CRUMB STORMY: (squeaky
voice) Yeeheeheeheehee!! Dodgeball time! Dodgeball time! Eeeheehee!
Heeheeheehee!! Heeheehee-aaaaaaaaaaagh!!! Jabba
Quinn's tongue lassos Crumb Stormy, and he eats him. His tail flops
around, and he belches. [5]
The Craptastic Voyage (#4.4) 7/11/04 Stormy,
Debbie, and Quinn use a sub with laser turrets to venture inside of Tornado
Shanks brain to kill a tumor he has. While inside the brain, Stormy
takes control of the top laser turret and begins blasting white blood cells
who are attacking them. Upon destroying one, Stormy yells: "I
got one!" The next subsequent shot shows an animated Han Solo in
the lower gun turret saying (not a Harrison Ford sound-byte, someone else
voiced him): "Don't get cocky!" to which Stormy replies:
"Whatever!" The ship eludes the white blood cells by doing a
loop and flying into a cave (ala the Millennium Falcon in the Empire Strikes
Back into the asteroid). A few moments later Debbie says (I think): "This is no
cave!" The sub comes roaring out chased by a massive worm only to
be blasted to pieces by Stormy. The sub flies off and Stormy blasts
everything in sight until they destroy the tumor and unsuccessfully exit
Tornado Shanks head before expanding. (Thanks to
Anguirus 111 for references 4 & 5!) [6]
The Craptastic Voyage (#4.4) 7/11/04 Shanks: (after tape worm blows up) it feel's like
a voice from inside me was screaming out, then was suddenly silenced.[7] Bizzaro (#2.8)
11/17/02 Upon
being shown a light speed-like display of hypnotizing lights, Murphy says,
"Just like Star Wars." (Thanks to
Spacehunter24 for reference #7!)
Seinfeld (US) -
[1] The Puerto Rican
Day (#9.20) 5/7/98 Kramer (Richards) says to George (Alexander), 'If the light from that laser
pointer gets in my eye it'll blow up like the Death Star' [2]
The Truth (#3.2) 9/25/91 ELAINE: What are you
doing? What is all this? JERRY: Oh he's uh, helping me sort my receipts.
I'm being audited. ELAINE: Oh, you're being audited? What for?
JERRY: Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent.
It's very boring. ELAINE:
When was this? JERRY: Uh, Along long time ago, in a galaxy far, far
away. [3]
The Calzone (#7.20) 4/25/96 I
know one of these fabric wholesalers - this guy Todd Gack. I won a bet
from him. / Yeah? What bet? / He bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star
Wars. / Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? A short Jewish guy
against Darth Vader? I don't think so. / Yeah. That's
what I said. So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner? /
Yeah. Huh. What? Oh. Nothing.
Sesame Street (US Ed) -
At least two appearances by R2D2 and C3PO. (Thanks
to Kenya for the info!)
Seven Days (US TV) -
[1]
Frank Parker (LaPaglia) says, 'good luck, Princess, May the Force be with you'
[2]
Parker is on the phone, he says, 'I'm Han Solo and I'm looking for Chewbacca'
She Spies (US 2002) - Daze of Future Past (#1.16)
4/14/03 JACK (Jacott) from hospital bed: I went
back. I'm not sure where. Everyone was dead. The place was
burning. There was nothing left. So I went to see a friend of my
father's, Ben Kenobi. He was a wise man. SHE (the
nurse/dr./woman): Jack, that's from Star Wars. JACK: Oh, right. I love
that movie. The new ones are kinda dumb though. SHE: Are you
kidding? The dialogue! Oh, could it be any worse? JACK:
Maybe If jar jar wrote it.
Sifl and Olly (Anim 1998) - Sifl (Crocco) sings a Star Wars song: the
lyrics? here: Oh, my wicked horrible life... : I could take you up to Carnegie
I could sing from "HAIR" with all the harmonies I could write one,
listen to me... I could take a Star Wars movie Writing songs about Ewoks and
Luke and things I'd be Ben Kenobi's little wild thing.. Any old time that I'm,
Feeling like Han, and I could Take on an Imperial Starship, Starship... Leia
& me, well we're, Down with C-3 and he's Waxing R2 for our long trip to
Squadron Twenty-Nine (twenty-niiine) Lando, he's fine, (Lando is fiiine)
Chewie's a mime... (Chewie's a miiime) And the force is fine! (very
interesting!)
Simon and Simon (US 1981) -
Yes
Virginia, there is a Liberace Anne
Lockhart's character says to her daughter (about the Simon brothers) 'They're
like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker'
Simpsons, the (US Anim) - [1]
Round Springfield (#6.22) 4/30/95 Lisa
(Smith) is looking up into the clouds while laying on her back with her
saxophone. Figures appear in the shape/form of clouds. A jazz legend, Bleeding
Gums Murphy, gives her advice, then Mufasa appears and says, 'You must avenge
my death Kimba - dah, I mean Simba!', then Darth Vader appears and says, 'I am
your father', then James Earl Jones appears and says, 'This is CNN' (all
voiced by Harry Shearer) [2]
Mayored to the Mob and Who put the
Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98 Mark
Hamill appears, with Homer as his bodyguard. Homer eventually saves his life.
"Use the forks!" [3] Mark
Hamill sings a Star Wars parody of Luck be a Lady Tonight. [4]
A wrestling match between Battlestar
Galactica robots and the 'Gay robots of Star Wars.' [5]
"Database: Daaah, talk about Star
Wars!"
You can see C3P0's head go by. [6] Chewbacca
appears at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con entrance.
[7] Bart the General (#1.5) 2/4/90 Bart Simpson (Cartwright): '..there
are no good wars. With three exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II,
and the Star Wars Trilogy' [8]
I Married Marge (#3.12) 12/26/91
Bart Simpson was conceived the night Home and Marge saw 'The Empire Strikes
Back' [9] Homer
Simpson to Marge (Kavner): 'Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as
smart as Yoda.'[10]
Homer ruins the surprise in TESB, for everyone waiting in line, when he
complains, 'I can't believe that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.' [11]
Marge vs. the Monorail (#4.2) 1/14/93 Mayor Quimby (Castellaneta) mistakenly
tells Leonard Nimoy, 'May/the Force be with you'
[12] Homer's suit for the monorail looks like
Darth Vader [13] Lisa
the Beauty Queen (#4.4) Lisa tries on the hairdos of Marge,
Grace Jones, Bo Derek and Princess Leia and [14] a caricature of Darth Vader
on a surf board in the background. [15]
Itchy and Scratchy: the Movie (#4.6) 11/3/92 [16]
Stormtrooper cameos [17]
Mr. Burns (Shearer) , 'Evacuate - in my moment of triumph?! I think you
overestimate their destructive capabilities.' [18]
Mr. Burns' character once had a version of the 'Imperial March' underscored
for him [19]
Krusty the Clown (Castellaneta) goes to
get coffee at a shop called "Java the Hutt" [20]
Homer Defined (#3.5) 10/17/91
Burns leaves his office in a pod very similar to the one C3PO and R2D2 use to
escape from the Empire in ANH [21]
Homer vs. Patty and Selma (#6.7) 2/26/95 Bart's ballet teacher appears to him with advice, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Use
the Ballet!'. [22] Skinner
(Shearer) is happy about Ralph Wiggum's (Cartwright) science project and says,
'Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their display box? Are those the
limited edition action figures? Why, it's Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite,
Chewie! They're all here!...We have a winner!'
[23] Ralph drops his Chewbacca figure and whines, 'I bent my Wookiee!' [24]
Lisa's Rival (#6.2) 9/11/94 Allison,
a rival of Lisa's, offers this apropos anagram for Alec Guinness: Genuine
Class [25] Springfield Connection
(#6.23) 5/7/95 Springfield
Pops plays the Star Wars theme (in a place that's very much looking like the
Hollywood Bowl) and Homer complains to Marge that tampering
with the classics will make John Williams turn over in his grave. [26]
Treehouse of Horror VII (#8.1) 10/27/96 Tiny spaceships attack Bart along the contours and perimeter of his body, like
X-Wings on the Death Star in ANH [27]
Burns Hair a spoof of the THX trailer - which is so
loud that it breaks glasses, teeth are shattered and another man's head
explodes....everyone cheers, except for Grandpa Simpson (Castellaneta) who
cries, 'Turn it up!' [28]
One of the caricatures at the school festival is of Darth Vader [29] Treehouse
of Horror: VIII (#9.4) 10/26/97 Mr.
Burns -Notice the black hood, white pale face, and the line, 'Now you will
die...' [30] Burns
Baby Burns (#8.4) 11/17/96 There's
a Darth Vader mask in the mask shop [31] This
Little Wiggy (#9.18) 3/22/98 The
logo on the "Mars" part of the Knowledgeum is the same font as in
the "Star Wars" logo. [32]
The sperm gun in This Little Wiggy (#9.18)
3/22/98 looks like the laser cannons on the
Millennium Falcon. [33]
Chewbacca at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con door [34]
Database: Daaah, talk about Star Wars! [35]
Viva Ned Flanders (#10.10) 1/10/99
Comic Book Guy (Azaria), 'my other car is
the Millennium Falcon' [36]
Treehouse of Horror: X (#11.4) 10/31/99
The Collector wants Lucy Lawless to call him Obi-Wan. [37]
Treehouse of Horror: X George
Lucas is on of the 'shrink-wrapped' people in his lair.
[38] Treehouse
of Horror: X Comic
Book Guy is battling with Xena (Lawless), he says, 'You can't defeat me with
Darth Maul's lightsaber from Episode I!' He takes it out of its packaging. So Xena points out, 'Oh no, you took it out
of its original Mylar packaging, its no longer a collectible!', The Comic
Book Guy is devastated, immediately falling down into a large
tub full of chemicals that will preserve him (thanks to Jaded
Destiney for #38!) [39]
Darth Vader waits in the queue of people
attempting to win Abe's money [40] Bart's
Friend Falls In Love (#3.23) 5/7/92 Millhouse (Hayden) has an X-Wing poster
[41] in
the comics: Mr. Burns employs Stormtroopers [42]
A Stormtrooper guard is in the desert.
[43]
Duff Man/Corporate Duff Man against
righteous Homer, is forced to choose between the right thing: saving Homer or
throwing Homer out of Duff park (home of the Springfield Isotopes.) Duff Man
rebels against Corporate Duff Man, picking him up over his head and throwing
Corporate Duff Man over the outfield wall.
[44] Halloween
Episode 2001 - Yoda presides over a wedding between a gypsy and a leprechaun.
[45] Homer's at the
power plant and outside his window in a hallway Carl and Lenny are fighting
each other with radioactive sticks. Looking and sounding like a lightsaber.
Lenny locks lightsabers with Carl then says, "PHANTOM MENACE SUCKS
MORE!" Then Lenny fights back and goes, "ATTACK OF THE CLONES
SUCKS EVEN MORE!" [46] Send In The Clones
featured a magic hammock that
cloned Homer Simpson, so many times that he was even referenced as the
'Viet-Clones'. [47]
The Springfield Files:
Chewie is singing and dancing with Agent Scully.
[48]
Chewbacca is in a line-up, and is seen at
the end of the episode. [49]
Gump Roast (#13.17) 4/21/02 In this
episode, Hibbert is thrown into jail for impersonating Darth Vader [50]
Gump Roast (#13.17) 4/21/02 the
Imperial March plays when Mr. Burns is introduced at the roast.
[51] Homer's Triple
Bypass (#4.11) 12/17/92 Homer impersonates Princess Leia [52]
Old Money (#2.17) 3/28/91 In the line of
people waiting to explain to Grandpa why they should have his
money, stands Darth Vader, using a black lightsaber as a walking stick. [53]
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (#11.3)
10/24/99 There
is a Star Wars poster in Planet Springfield. [54]
The Last Temptation of Krusty (#9.15) 2/22/98 Café
called Java the Hutt. [55]
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (#8.11)
1/19/97 Bart whistles like R2. [56]
A Star is Burns (#6.18) 3/5/95
One
time when they show Burns' office and they start to zoom into him sitting at
his desk, the Darth Vader theme is played. [57]
Brush with Greatness (#2.18) 4/11/91 Mr.
Burns stays over at the Simpson household so that Marge could do his portrait,
Bart walks in on him while he's taking a shower. Some say this is the
same scene as in ESB with Piett walking in on Vader in his chamber. [58]
Worst Episode Ever (#12.11) 2/4/01
A
woman comes to the comic book shop wanting to sell a box of "junk".
Inside she has an original handwritten Star Wars script, Princess Leia's
anti-jiggle breast tape, and the alternate ending to The Empire Strikes Back
in which Chewbacca is Luke's father [59]
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Part of Homer's trip on the Spinemelter 3000 is like a Hyperspace jump. [60]
Bart
Sells His Soul (#7.5) 10/8/95 Insect Control man sounds like Vader [61]
Treehouse of Horror XI (#12.1)
Jabba the Butt tattoo, Comic Book Guy carrying a lightsaber. [62]
Bart is daydreaming about what to do with $1000 bill he finds. He dreams of a
mansion on the moon with R2-D2 playing bass. (Thanks
to Sander for #62) [63] Two
Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (#2.4) 11/1/90 Burns
runs for Governor, Lisa is in the library doing research and an overhead pan
shot of the desks resembles the Imperial crest. (Thanks
to aodhjedi for #63!) [64] Bart's
Friend Falls In Love (#3.23) 5/7/92 The opening scene is
a parody of the Gold Idol scene in Raiders (this one is marvelous) [65]
Cape Feare (#5.2) 10/7/93 (see
pic below) [66] It's
a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge (#) 5/14/00
Patty and Selma say, "The bitterness is
strong in this one"
[67]
Please, Homer, Don't Hammer 'em (#18.3) 9/24/06 Bart
and Principal have a stick fight which is scored by John Williams' Duel of
the Fates theme.
Here's the clip on YouTube. [68]
Co-Dependent's Day (#15.15) 3/21/04 Bart, Homer
and Lisa attend a screening of Cosmic Wars on opening day, complete with
line-up.
See some screenshots for
the Simpsons
HERE.
Simpson's: Bart Wars (1999) - 
Skithouse (Aus) - It featured the Death Star being visited by an Occupational Health &
Safety officer -and Darth Vader having to explain away the various workplace hazards
and health issues, including why there was no special bathroom cubicle for a
Stormtrooper in a wheelchair. Very funny and the sets an (thanks
to DG for the info)
Smallville (2001) - [1]
Lana
Lang (Kreuk) says, 'kind of good being underhanded'
Clark's (Welling's) response was "What, Lana Lang seduced by the
Dark Side?"
[2] Thirst
(#5.5) 10/27/05 The LutherCorp
experiment that gave people vampire-like qualities was called "Project
1138" Exposed (#5.6) 11/3/05 Lois
Lane (Durance), in the strip club, to Clark Kent as she sits on his lap: "You're
gonna get me fired if you keep looking at me like I'm Jabba the Hutt" (Thanks
to TheCorsican for references 2 & 3!)
Son of the Beach (US) -
Rod
Strikes Back (starring
Mark Hamill as Rod)
Sonny Soufflé chok show (1986-87Denmark) - Star
Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark music themes used in Tannhäuser segment.
SouthPark (US Anim) -
[1] Weight Gain 4000
8-27-97 (#1.3) Mr. Garrison, "It's too late
for me, young Wendy" [2]
Pink Eye 10/27/97 (#1.7) Kyle:
'No way dude. I'm gonna win the costume contest with this sweet Chewbacca
costume.' / Kyle: 'Just wait till everyone sees
my sweet Chewbacca costume. They're gonna be so jealous.
/ (The entire class has a Chewbacca mask on. ) /
Stan: 'Whoa dude! ' / Kyle: 'Everyone came as
Chewbacca?!? ' / Mr. Garrison is dressed as Marilyn
Monroe, Mr. Hat has a Chewbacca mask on. / Mr.
Garrison: 'It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year Kyle.'
/ Mr. Hat: 'Roar. ' / Wendy: 'I thought
you would reach the same conclusion, so, I came as Chewbacca. '
/ Cartman: 'You're just jealous. Why don't you go back to Endor
you stupid Wookiee?' / Kyle: 'Wookiees don't live on
Endor!' / Cartman: (In a mocking voice)
'Wookiees don't live on Endor.' / Mr. Garrison: 'Ok
now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats.' / Mr.
Garrison: 'And the award for the very best costume goes to...Wendy, for her
Chewbacca costume!' [3] Terrence
and Phillip in "Not without My Anus" 4/1/98 (#2.1) Saddam Hussein, 'I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.' Scott,
'This deal is getting worse all the time.'
[2] Ike's Wee Wee 5/20/98 (#2.3) The
Rabbi in talking about circumcision, 'Your father had it, your grandfather had
it....even your brother had it.' [4]
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls 8/19/98 (#2.9) The
Hollywood Planet construction project looks like the 2nd Death Star Also as
Mr. Hankey dies he says, 'there.. is.. another.. Sky..walker.....'
[5] Chicken Pox
8/26/98 (#2.10)
The class has to write a paper on how to improve the USA. Cartman writes, 'I
like Endor better than the United States. Endor has Ewoks, trees and
barbeques.' [6] Clubhouses
9/23/98 (#2.12) Cartman wants to build a
tree house that's better than Stan and Kyle's. He pulls out blueprints for
them entitled, Ewok Village 2000 [7] Chef
Aid 10/7/98 Special Use of the 'Chewbacca
Defense' throughout the show [8]
Jakovasaurs 7/16/99 (#3.4)
Jar-Jar
type creatures called Jackovasaurs that live in Stark's Pond. Female named
'June-June' says, 'wesa in big doodoo' Male version sounded more normal. The
town thought they were annoying and end up transporting the Jackovasaurs to
France where they are considered funny (like Jerry Lewis). [9]
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 10/27/99
(#3.10)Wendy
wins the costume contest with her Chewbacca mask, same as the original
Halloween episode 'Pink Eye'. Kenny is inside an ED-209 (Robocop) costume he
built and at the end little Snow speeders tie cable around his legs, trip him
and blow him up like in TESB. [10] Starvin'
Marvin in Space 11/17/99 (#3.13) Previews are just like
SW. Starvin' Marvin escapes from Africa and the CIA goes to Sally Struthers
for help. Sally Struthers has been turned into Sally the Hutt living in
Jabba's Palace, She talks in Huttese with English subtitles. She agrees
to help the CIA (who attempt the Jedi Mind Trick) in exchange for Kenny in
Carbonite! The Christian Broadcast Channel has a ship that looks like an
X-wing. They even mention Sally's ship as 'a favorite of the Hutts.' [11]
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 12/1/99
(#3.15) IS the 'Star Wars Holiday
Special' nearly scene for scene! And...the whole "Fighting the
frizzies" thing (each commercial break during the SWHS announced
"Fighting the Frizzis. At 11" for the news) ? Cartman
(Parker) writes on his personal book that he'd like to live on Endor because
'...it's cool, there are trees and Ewoks' [12]
4th Grade 11/7/99 (#4.11) Miss
Diane Choksondik (Parker) says, "I'm not afraid.." Mr. Garrison
replies, "You will be. You will be." [13] 4th
Grade 11/7/99 (#4.11) The Tree of Insights is the
cave on Dagobah [14] The
Wacky Molestation Adventure 12/13/00 (#4.16) Craig
makes Darth Vader breathing sounds. [15] Terrance
and Phillip: Behind the Blow 7/18/01 (#5.5)
An Earth Day representative, looking a lot
like Obi-Wan Kenobi, tries to make the kids go to the Earth Day Festival
instead of seeing Terence and Phillip live, using the 'Jedi Mind Trick', he
waives his hand and says, You will go to the Earth Day Festival' it doesn't
work butt he keeps trying on different people. [16]
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Park Wars
11/7/01(#5.9)Cartman calls the Iraqis Jawas and
Sand People. [17]
Freak Strike 3/20/02 (#6.3) Stan
(Parker) rewards the two Star Trek guys next door to him with The Phantom
Menace for making a set of prosthetic balls for Butter's chin. [18]
Freak Strike 3/20/02 (#6.3) Cartman
does a Lucas on a chat show and says, "..I put Jabba the Hutt back into
the original Star Wars movie. Whatever. I'll do what I want."
[19] Free Hat
7/10/02 (#6.9)The kids are appearing on a talk show, George
Lucas and Steven Spielberg also show up [22]
Free Hat 7/10/02 (#6.9)
The kids are planning to sneak in the Skywalker Ranch [23]
Free Hat 7/10/02 (#6.9)
Inside the Skywalker Ranch we see a room filled with Star Wars stuff like: Pictures
of GL with Jar Jar and on Hoth, helmets (Vader and Stormtrooper), toys, the Falcon
and the Death Star hanging and new
versions for Star Wars episode 1 [24]
Free Hat 7/10/02 (#6.9)
Kyle trying to convince Lucas: "There is still some good in you Mr.
Lucas." GL: "It's too late for me boy." [25]
Free Hat 7/10/02 (#6.9)
Small commercial break of the new release. the makers of South Park are
saying: "For the bus stop scene we always meant to have Imperial Walkers
and giant Dewback lizards but we couldn't afford it." [26]
Free Hat 7/10/02 (#6.9) Most
of the episode is focused on the boys needing to stop Lucas an Spielberg from
re-making Raiders of the Lost Ark - Ewoks chase Indy in the re-mastered
version, and when the film is started in the theatre the evil of the
re-mastering is let loose from the Ark of the Covenant..and everyone in the
audience melts.
(Thanks to Sander for the screenshots HERE!)
[27]A Ladder to
Heaven 11/6/02 (#6.12) The boys build a ladder to heaven they pop out of the clouds and Cartman says,
"Aw, don't tell me we haven't even reached the cloud city yet!" (Thanks
to Attack_of_the_Ewoks for #27!) [28]
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the
Two Towers 11/13/02 (#6.13) Kevin dons a
Stormtrooper helmet to a Lord of the Rings meeting.
[29] Krazy Kripples 3/26/03 (#7.2) Christopher
Reeve is talking to Gene Hackman, the name Christopher, "no longer has
any meaning for me." [30] Trey Parker in TV Guide 3/28-4/3: 'In a very special episode you'll see
Kenny's face. It'll be like Darth Vader in 'The Empire Strikes Back."
[31] The Return of Chef!
(#10.1) 3/22/06 (After a particularly bloody Chef's death scene)At the end of the episode, the Super Adventure Club
members reconstruct Chef, like Anakin's reconstruction in Revenge of the Sith. At the end of the episode, Chef is in a black suit that has a
resemblance to Darth Vader. (Thanks to Nailwraps for
reference #31!) I took the following
screenshots:
Spaced (1999 UK) -
[1]
Beginnings (#1.1) The
exchange between Tim and Daisy when Tim (Pegg) is wearing his alien costume
is from Return of the Jedi when Luke and Han meet again.
[2] Gatherings (#1.2)
Tim's line, "It's important Daisy, trust me" is
from Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indy in the bar with Marion in Nepal)
[3] Battles (#1.4)
Line: "We put them down, ALL of them" was taken from The Phantom Menace (Palpatine's,
"Wipe them out, ALL of them" [4]
Chaos (#1.5) 10/22/99
[1] Colin, Daisy's dog, is
missing and the team sets out to find him. A letter arrives explaining
that the dog is at an illegal animal testing lab. Tim wants to use codenames for the
mission to prevent anyone from identifying them: Mike is Luke, Brian is Chewie, Daisy
is Leia and Twist is Jabba ("Twist, you're.... Jabba."
TWIST: "Is Jabba the princess?" (chorus) "Yes." )
and Tim is Han. [2] The
music playing is the Imperial March with a hip-hop beat (by Fader Gladiator (see
MUSIC)
and is called Battle of the Planets.) (Thanks to
Quantum Sheep for this reference!) [3] The
opening sports a Star Wars style crawl. Note: After
QS's email for the reference I found the album, Beat by Dope Demand IV (see
MUSIC),
which carries Battle of the Planets. The soundtrack for Spaced does NOT
have this on the soundtrack, they couldn't get the licensing to feature the
song.
[5] Ends
(#1.7) 11/5/99 Daisy to Tim: Take care of yourself, guess that's what
you're best at (same thing Luke says to Han in ANH)
[6]
Ends (#1.7) 11/5/99 Tim to Daisy: Get
off my back! You're like Jabba's little mate (Salacioius Crumb)...ahhahaahaahaa!
[7] Back
(#2.1) The wanderer asks Tim what he's been up to. TIM: Yeah,
I'm fine, had some things to work through DAISY:
..with Sarah? TIM: no, with George Lucas (cut to Tim
burning boxes full of Star Wars memorabilia with Light of the Force playing
in the background (taken from the scene of Luke burning the body of Darth
Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi)
Daisy: It's been over a year! Tim: It's been 18
months. Daisy: Well, I didn't think Phantom Menace was THAT bad.
[8]
Back
(#2.1) Daisy gets back from her trip to Asia and finds
that the man, Steven (Simm), she befriended at the airport put illegal stuff
in her luggage. The "agents" looking for her ask their neighbor,
Brian, where she is (the pub). The agents show up there and there is a
Matrix style fight. Daisy, Tim and Mike flee to the flat but the
agents are already there sitting with Brian. Brian says: oh, they
arrived just before you did. Tim: You Lando!
[9]
Change (#2.2) At Silent Reading (the
comic shop, the first comic shop he worked at was Fantasy Bazaar) Tim has a
dispute with a customer about Jar Jar Binks merchandise and is having
a rough time coping with the prequels. Tim gets sacked because of his
hang-ups (he refuses to sell Jar-Jar Binks toys). BILBO: What about
the Ewoks? They were rubbish! TIM: Yeah, but
Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like F***ing Shaft! (at that point he's fired) [10]
Change (#2.2) Tim comes home after being
fired and is in the kitchen freaking out when Daisy asks what's up.
Tim says he was fired. Daisy says: Phantom Menace?
[11] Change (#2.2)
Tim goes to apply for unemployment and he has to tell the social worker why
he isn't working. Tim says he was fired. The social worker says:
Phantom Menace? [12] Change (#2.2)
Tim goes to another comics shop, Silent Reading, to get a job and the owner
asks him why he left the Fantasy Bazaar. Tim says he was fired.
The owner of the shop says: Phantom Menace? [13]
Change (#2.2) Once Tim starts at Silent
Reading the phone rings, Tim answers...."yes, we do stockJar Jar Binks
merchandise, yep, we've got him in cuddly form, lunch box, action figure and
key ring." The owner then pats Tim on the back and says, "Well,
Tim you've just taken your first step into a larger world"
[14] Gone (#2.5)
Duane (Serafinowicz)
says, "At last I will emerge the victor! At last I will have revenge! (ala
Maul from TPM) Misc..
[15]
Tim has a Return of the Jedi flashback
[16]
Dissolution (#2.6) Daisy,
Tim, Mike and Brian are trying to find Marsha, they split off with Mike and
Brian driving in the van. They communicate with Daisy and Tim via a
walkie-talkie. Brian to Tim: We'll be off then, Tim. Tim: OK,
man Mike: If we find Marsha we'll contact you. Brian: eh,
we'll find her, Daisy, I promise you. Tim: See you at the rendezvous.
Mike then yawns which sounds a lot like Chewie then says, OK Tim! Then
the end of the Rebel Fleet and beginning of the End title music plays then
the credits roll in the same style as the Star Wars credits for all of the
films with the stars in the background...
[] The DVD cover for the series:
Space Ghost:
Coast-to-Coast (US Anim) - Moltar (Croker)
calls George Clinton a Wookiee.
Spin City (1996 US) -
[1] Science
Friction (#5.20) 5/9/01 Mike (Fox) hits someone with a
bus, and when the press asks about it, he says "There is no story"
while waving his hand. One of the reporter asks "Are you trying to use a
Jedi mind trick?" At the end of the episode, he denies to the guy's girlfriend who he hit with
the bus. He says "I never told you that I tried to hit him with the
bus". She, of course doesn't believe it. So after she leaves he says
"This has been a dark day for the Jedi mind trick." [2]
Mike refers to a reporter as being his arch nemesis, his, 'Darth
Vader, if you will' [3] regarding the paparazzi Mayor (Bostwick),
'I feel like we're being chased, like that princess!' Other, 'Who?
Diana?' Mayor ' No. Leia!' [4]
Mike says, 'I guess it's a bad
time for the Jedi Mind Trick' [5] Stuart
(Ruck) does a Vader impression.
Spitting Image: Down
and Out in the White House (UK 1986) - SDI Star Wars
SpongeBob SquarePants
(US 1999) -
Missing Identity <Plankton's Army/Plankton's
Last Stand> (#3.1) 1/19/04 SpongeBob (Kenny)
eats some of Gary's (the snail's) petfood which tastes so awful that SpongeBob
lets out a howl so loud and deep that a guy at the Snail Po (a play on Alpo)
HQ says, "I've felt a disturbance..."
Star Blazers (JAP
1979) -
The
space dogfight and robots are very close to Star Wars. (though the original
air dates of this series in Japan pre-date Star Wars by 3-4 years)
Stargate Atlantis (US 2004) -
[1]
Rising, Part I (#1.1) 7/16/04(On
the way to a village on a planet a quick
Stargate jump from the Atlantis base) Boy 1: What planet are you from?
Boy 2: Can we go there? Maj. Sheppard: Afraid not. We come
from a galaxy far, far away. [2] The
Lost Boys (#2.10) 9/23/05 Sheppard is
flying a Wraith dart, which suddenly goes to autopilot when it's in the Wraith
hive ship as part of an attack. When he sees it go to autopilot, he
says, "Artoo, could you please turn off the autopilot now? ...worth a
shot." (Thanks to John at
Obroa-Skai for these references!)
[3] Condemned (#2.5)
7/22/05 Sheppard shoots a pop-culture reference to Ronon who is
struggling to get out of his "binders": Take it easy there Chewie.
SG-1 (US 1997) - Need
O'Neill (Dean) tells Daniel (Shanks) that he has to stop using the sarcophagus
or else, "You're going to go all Darkside on us"
Stargate: SG 1 (US 1997) -
[1]O'Neill
(Anderson) asks which movie should they watch and Teal'c (Judge) answers, 'how
'bout 'Star Wars?' O'Neill says that Teal'c has seen it eight times,
Teal'c corrects him by saying, 'NINE times'. Then O'Neill turns to Carter
(Tapping) and says, '...if Teal'c likes it, it must be a good movie' [2]
1969 (#2.21) 3/5/99
Jackson (Shanks) claims he's Luke Skywalker saying, "My name is
Skywalker, Luke Skywalker.". Cigarette Smoking Man
recognizes the name [3] Jackson
also uses the line, 'A galaxy far, far away...' [4]
Memento (#6.2) 3/7/03 Colonel
Ronson says, "Let's hope the old man is right, or this is gonna be a
short ride" (quote from Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in ANH)
[5] Learning
Curve ?? [6] Thor's
Hammer (#1.9) 9/26/97 Just after the opening
credits Gairwyn greets Carter and Daniel by saying: You're a little short for
Gods. Note: James
Earl Jones does the voice of Unna in this episode. [7]
Fallen (#7.1) The X302, is vulnerable at its exhaust port/shaft just as in A New Hope, but
the look of the shots they fire at the reactor is similar to the shots fired
at the core of the second Death Star in Return of the Jedi. A
line: "Yeah, thought we were going with Red Leader on this
one!" (Thanks to DarthCharlie32!) [8] Full
Circle (#6.22) A confrontation between Daniel and
Anubis is very "Star Wars" (clarification coming eventually) [9]
In an interview with Stargate actor Michael
Shanks he makes a comment about Star Wars and the show: "we have
one producer, Rob Cooper, who is very intent on making the entire series a
homage to George Lucas and Star Wars." [10]
Need
O'Neill (Dean) tells Daniel (Shanks) that he has to stop using the sarcophagus
or else, "You're going to go all Darkside on us" [11]
Prometheus Unbound (#8.12) Daniel
Jackson walks out of the X303 (The Prometheus) up to two aliens...they ask his
name...he replies, "I'm Olo...Hans Olo" (Thanks
to DarthCharlie32 for reference #11!) [12]
Crusade (#9.19) 3/3/06 TEAL'C:
You have been impregnated, without copulation. VALA:
Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified. Have any of you ever heard anything
like it? MITCHELL: Well, there is one. TEAL'C: Darth Vader. VALA: Really? How did that
turn out?
[13] Michael Shanks: Beyond the Gate
(DVD Bonus features) As a short segway from the behind
the scenes to a description of the show Shanks says, "...a long time ago in
a not so far away galaxy..." [14]
Citizen Joe (#8.15) In Stylin' Joe's (barber
shop) BERT: Well, what about the Furlings?
Are we ever gonna hear about them?
JOE: Oh, of course! I'm sure we'll hear lots of stories about them. (Bert
and Gordie frown at each other. Joe realises what he just said.) I mean,
I'll make one up.
GORDIE: Furlings -- they sound cute, like Ewoks
[15]
The Ties That Bind (#9.4) 8/5/05 Mitchell to Arlos: We
don't know any Vala (moves his hand similar to that of Jedis using the "Jedi
Mind Trick") [16]
The Ties That Bind (#9.4) 8/5/05 Daniel: What's so special about this
particular cargo ship? Brother Caius: Let's just say I made a few
modifications of my own. (certainly a reference to Han Solo and his
specially self-modified cargo ship. :)
Star Trek: Deep
Space Nine (US 1999) - [1] Season
7 The Breen bounty hunter costume looks similar to
Boushh's Ubese armor which was worn by Leia who was impersonating Boushh in
Return of the Jedi.
 
[2] Shattered
Mirror (#4.19) 4/20/96 The script seems to borrow
themes/lines from Star Wars. [3]
Man Alone (#1.3) Odo
(Aberjonois) is checking the flight log of Bajoran criminal, Ibudan (Carver),
Alderaan is listed as one of the planets he visited.
[4] The Adversary (#3.26)
While investigating the mysterious additions to the Defiant, Chief O'Brien
says to Lt. Dax "I have a bad feeling about this".
Star Trek TNG (US
1987) - The
plaque on board the USS Pasteur reads:
USS Pasteur Hope Class Star Fleet Registry NCC 59929 Marin County, Star Fleet Yards, Skywalker Division United Federation Of Planets
Star Trek Voyager
(US 1995) -The
Raven (#4.6) 10/8/97 B'Omar (B'omarr
Monks). Some of the Dialogue was similar, not to say that this is truly a
reference...but: SEVEN: I can sense the signal (VADER: I have felt his
presence...) TUVOK: If the signal is so compelling, then leave the
vicinity (LEIA: If you feel he can find you here then leave this
place). (Thanks to
Kevin Loughlin for this reference!)
Star Wars City (US
1985) - Obviously
State, The (US 1993) - [1]
A trading of Chewbacca impressions over
the phone [2] 900
# for calling Carrie Fisher, a guy calls the number tells "Fisher"
how hot she was in the Slave outfit. [3]
Finale (#3.13) Dixon:
Jedi Talent Agency sketch DIXON
(Lennon): (on the phone) Stewart's doin' fine. I left my job at
the William Morris Agency and since then I had a string of pretty bad jobs and
I didn't really have any direction... (still on phone) ...hang on one
second. ...then that's when Obi-Wan, my mentor, finagled me into
going to the decoupage system to complete my agent training and study with
Yoda. The Jedi master who instructed him. You see, there's a Force
that surrounds every object in the universe, including the entertainment
industry. ...You don't need to see his
screenplay! KEVIN: We don't need to see his
screenplay. DIXON: You want to give him a five picture
deal. KEVIN: We want to give him a five picture
deal. DIXON: heh heh heh. KEVIN: heh heh
heh KEVIN and JOE: heh heh heh.
DIXON: You want to get me a fish-wich. JOE: Can I get you a
fish-wich? DIXON: Sure, if you want, I guess...uh...heh heh heh.
DAVID LUTZ (Wain): Being represented by a Jedi master has really helped my
career. I mean, I'm not even a model, per se, but I signed with Dixon,
and two days later, I got this whole line of ads for Speedo! (pic of David's
Speedo ad is shown) DIXON: Peter, trust your
instincts. Feel the Force flow from the Jedi. (phone rings) Hand
on a second. (on phone) Yeah. Hey, look. Look, if-if you
screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine,
you rat bastard! (to David) ...I'm sorry, I gotta take this call, you
know. It's like this guy, he's - it's- um- one second. (on
phone)...Yeah, hey! No no! MIKE OVITZ (as the Sith Lord
agent) (Black): (at Creative Artists Agency): James Dixon is a very powerful
Jedi agent. In fact, my evil councilors and I have been trying to
acquire him for the darkside of the Force. Unfortunately, his heart is
pure...and he wanted this big raise, and his own parking space, and will you
please shut up! There is not enough room in the world to accommodate all
of James Dixon's demands. (in the background two Jawas (that were going
through stuff in his office) are being Force held above the ground and one of
them is being Force choked by Ovitz.) KERRI: (coughing)
James has been getting me lots of voice-over work. I'm the little duck
that loves coffee. KERRI as LITTLE DUCK: I love coffee!
(coughing) DIXON: If I had one piece of advice to give
young artists, it would have to be: just because something looks like food
doesn't mean you should eat it. And, of course, you know, may the
Force be with you.
Step By Step (US 1991) -
Lambert (Duffy) makes a comment about his wife, , who is
pregnant: "I don't know, I'm not an OBI G-Y-N Kenobi, dude!"
(Thanks to Tom for this reference...I may have
paraphrased a little too much!)
Student Bodies (CAN 1997-99) -
Cody (Elman) was jealous with his friend Chris (Hull) getting along with his
dad better than him, and it cut to his thoughts which are cartoon. He showed
Darth Vader holding him over a pit like on Bespin saying Cody, I'm not your
Father, I'm CHRIS'S FATHER!" Chris came and said "hey pop here's their
inhaler you asked for." Darth Vader takes off his helmet (he is Cody's
father) and says "thanks son" and drops Cody down the shaft. (Thanks
to LORDeron_MAULer!)
Suddenly Susan (US 1996-2000) - Susan (Shields) was doing some work in the office when one of her coworkers walked by, stopped, looked her up and down, and said, "Boy. You're as tall as a Wookiee, aren't you?" (Thanks to Spacehunter24!)
Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - Star
Koopa/Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush (#150) 11/29/89 Mario
and Co are on their way to protect a Mushroom space colony, only to be caught
by Darth Koopa's ship, the Koop Star. They fight off some Stormtroopas,
followed by Koopa himself, but Koopa ends up freezing them. After having them
thawed out, he gives Princess two options: Tell the colonists to surrender, or
have their planet destroyed with his Birdo Ray. When Princess refuses to give
up, the Birdo Ray is set to fire in thirty minutes, and Mario and Co get
dropped into the Koop Star's trash compactor. Ex: Darth Koopa: I have you now,
macaroni-mouth!; Tractor Beams; LightPlungers; Obi-Wan Toadi ; Princess: Just
say the magic words, Luigi! May the pasta be with you! (From
TV.com!)
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! (US
2004 Anim) [1] The
main villain, Skeleton King (Hamill), says,
"All to easy" (which Vader says to Luke in ESB) after blocking one
character's attack. [2] Skeleton
King's ship looks similar to a Super Star Destroyer [3]
One of the monkeys, Antauri (Richardson),
is a mentor to Chiro, the main (human) character. He is able to
temporarily deactivate himself and appear to Chiro as an apparition that looks
similar to a Force-ghost. [4] A
sound effect that is similar to a lightsaber igniting is sometimes used. [5]
Chiro, the main character, is known as
the "Chosen One" to those who use the [6]
"Power Primate", which is
something like the Force (Thanks to
Dark_Load for these references!)
Sweating Bullets<Tropical Heat> (CAN 1991) - May Divorce Be With You
(#3.15) 5/3/93
T
Taken (US 2002 mini) - one of the kids is dressed as Vader for Halloween 1980. (thanks to SarsWars for this reference!)
Taxi (US 1978) - Jim
(Lloyd) says, "Well, I guess there's a little Obi-Wan Kenobi in all of
us."
Teamo Supremo (US
2002) - Enter the Cheapskates (#1.5) (from
Danger: Dirigibles!/Enter the Cheapskates!) 2/26/02 While battling,
Cheapskate (?) tells Skate Lad (Ubach) that he is his father (ala ESB).
Skate Lad says that his father works at the sporting goods store and look
just like him. (Thanks to Nailwraps for this
reference!)
Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles (US 2003 Anim) - [1]
(#1.28) Turtles in Space: The Trouble with Triceratons 11/5/03
The
four green mutants were taken across the galaxy, into this Star Wars-like
cantina. The most striking reference was this Han/Chewie look-alike
pair. But, you can also see Jawas, Salacious Crumb, Gungans,
Stormtroopers, C3PO & Darth Vader. Chewie also says something.
(Thanks to John and R, and TV Tome for their
alert to this reference!) [2] the
Turtles accidentally trigger a defensive shield that proceeds to push them
toward the far wall of the room. As they struggle against the field and try to
figure a way out, Michelangelo exclaims, "If we don't come up with
something fast, we're all gonna be a lot thinner." (Thanks
to Spacehunter24 for reference #2!)
Teen Titans (US
2003 Anim) -
Fear
Itself (#2.5) 2/7/04 Control Freak
(Polinsky) dresses in semi-Jedi garb. Raven (Strong), during a fight with
Control Freak, mocks him by saying he's, "a couch potato with a supped-up
remote." And sarcastically remarks, "I'm petrified." Control
Freak replies, "You will be. You will be"
Tenchi Muyo (JAP 1995 Anim) -
(Screenshots were made by John at Obroa-Skai
Reference Guide) Here are a few samples and a link
to the actual reference page (Thank
you
John! We look forward to seeing your theory come to fruition!!) :
[2] Tenchi
Musaki is a "chosen one" who must fight the Emperor of the universe,
lives in the middle of nowhere, and was hidden there by his grandfather.
[3] Tenchi
has no clue that he's a descendent of the Rulers of the Galaxy. [4]
Tenchi fight the Emperor in the was that
Luke & Vader did in ESB. [5] Jurai's
space ships look quite similar to Mon Calamari Cruisers. [6]
The poster. Princess Areku wears a
gray-domed helmet, Tenchi holds a lightsaber, Ryoko's looking like Han Solo
and in the foreground, Sasami (Ayeka's sister) wears Leia's slave outfit.
That 70's Show (US
1998) -
[1]
Episode
XXV: A New Hope 3/14/99 The cast goes to see Star Wars. To the major annoyance of his girlfriend, Michael (Kutcher), continues to see Star Wars once a week: Jackie (Kunis): 'We
are not going to see Star Wars again! ' Michael: 'Well, what else is there to
do? ' Jackie: (Coming on to him) 'Well...we could... ' Michael: 'We can do
that anytime. Star Wars is a limited engagement! ' [2]
There is a dream sequence where all the characters are dressed up in SW
costumes and on the Death Star... Red as 'Obi-Wan' (Smith): 'Are you listening
to me? ' Eric as 'Luke' (Grace): 'Uh, yeah. You said 'may the Force be with
you.' ' [3]
The kids getting stuck in the snow, and Red appears to Eric in 'dead Jedi
fashion and says, 'use the Gum, Eric' [4] Halloween
(#2.5) 10/26/99 Some kids are dressed as Stormtroopers.
[5] Eric says,"There can only be one Hitler and
one Darth Vader." ; "We are going to do what Luke Skywalker never
dared to do. We are going to use the Dark Side in our advance." (Thanks
to Apophis for #5) [6]
Red was mad at Eric for building a Millennium
Falcon out of Lincoln Logs instead of a cabin, "I thought I'd earn
some extra points by building the MILLENNIUM FALCON." Red replies with
"If that's something from Star Wars, I'm gonna kick your ****." Eric
said it wasn't. And that it was a very rare falcon. And under his breath,
muttered "That can make the Kessel Run in under 6 parsecs" [7]
Red blames lack of handyman skills on
himself. Eric blames himself for Red's lack of knowledge in Star
Wars. Red starts to pack up his tools when he realizes that Eric will
not finish fixing the plumbing and says that they should just call a plumber:
ERIC: No, no. Look, I can fix some
things; Boba Fett's jetpack doesn't just glue itself back on! You know what?
I'm going to fix the lawnmower right now. '[8] Red and Eric, proving that each
knows something of the other's world, quiz each other. Red holds up a tool. ERIC: Socket wrench. (Eric hold up Han
Solo figure) RED: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy
guy. ERIC: Han Solo. (Red holds up a screwdriver) ERIC:
Flathead screwdriver. (Eric holds up Vader) RED: ooh, I know
this! Guy with the breathing problem. ERIC: Guy with a breathing
problem. This is Darth freakin' Vader! Seriously, Dad, if you
don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi
warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.
[8] "Dude, he's
like, choking me with his mind!" [9] I
don't know their names, but the main teenager and his red-haired girlfriend
decided to tell grandma they are engaged. They tell her and she says
something in the ways of not have a Star Wars wedding and he says, "Oh, I
guess I have to re-write my vows" (Thanks
to Darth_Menace for #9!) [10] Winter
(#7.11) 12/15/04 Kelso mistakenly gives toys that are
intended for a Christmas toy drive to the gang and they play with
them...Millennium Falcon, X-Wing, TIE fighter. [11]
On With the Show (#7.16) 2/23/05 Let's
do some "Star Wars" trivia. Go. Oh, I got a
stumper. Who is Luke and Obi-Wan's nemesis at --Dr. Evazan. Man,
you're good. [chuckles] look, let me ask you a question. Some
people thing that if I keepliving, you know, "without a purpose"
that I'll be all, I don't know, unfulfilled and stuff. Do you ever feel
unfulfilled? I've see "Star Wars" in seven different
states. I even met the midget that they stuck inside R2-D2. What
could be more fulfilling than that? [12] Street
Fighting Man (#7.14) 2/9/05 And you're wearing a
go, Darth Vader Jersey. Uh,
that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manu-ka. Forman,
this is worse than when you wore the air Supply t-shirt to the Aerosmith
concert. [13] Who's
Been Sleeping Here? (#7.19) 3/23/05 (First
minute of the show) DONNA
(to Eric): Ha Ha! Oh, we are so better than you. Eric, how did you get "Jedi"
From "staircase"? ERIC: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming
a Jedi has many steps. [14]
It's Only Rock and Roll (#7.5) 10/6/04 ERIC:
Look, mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and
start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich
your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the
Jedi? MOM: And, may I suggest the footing of your
ass? ERIC (imitating Obi-Wan Kenobi): This is not the ass you're looking
for. [16] We're Not
Gonna Take It (#6.6) 12/3/03 Eric Forman (Grace)
boasts that among the things he can make out of napkins are swans, dinosaurs
and X-Wing fighters. (Thanks to Angel
Songco Jr. for reference #16!)
'til Death (2006
US) - The Bachelor Party (#1.15) 2/8/07
The guys are at a strip club called Flesh
Gordon's...Eddie to Jeff Woodcock: Time to check the wife talk in the lobby
and whaddya say you lose the Indiana Jones hat. Jeff: no, no
Eddie, you wouldn't believe the action I've seen in this hat.
Eddie: Did any of it involve running from a giant boulder?
Time Squad (2001
US) - Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag / Every Poe Has a Silver Lining
(#1.9) 9/21/01 Larry starts to drink the tea, Otto
says they've lost him to the Dark Side.
Touching Evil
(2004 US) - Inspector Dave Creegan (Donovan) and
Inspector Susan Branca (Farmiga) Branca's instincts. CREEGAN: "You
should trust your instincts more" BRANCA: "Thank you, Sir Alec
Guinness"
Transformers:
Generation One (JAP 1984) - More Than Meets the
Eye (#1.1) 9/17/84 [1] Optimus Prime's Roller makes noises
similar to R2D2 (continues in following episodes)
[2] More Than Meets the
Eye (#1.1) 9/17/84 When energy cubes are made they make a lightsaber
sound.
Transformers:
Victory (JAP 1989) - The Power of Rage (#1.19)
C-3PO
and R2D2 make cameos at the beginning of this episode.
Tripping the Rift
(US 2004) - [1] Miss
Galaxy (#1.3) 3/18/04 They use light sabers and one of the
bad guys is named Darph Bobo, which is a clown dressed in Darth Vader like
gear. Additionally, there's a robot much like C-3P0, who's sexual preference is
in question as he has a Queer Eye for things.
(Thanks
to Sith_Sensei__Prime for this reference!) [2]
This one is self explanatory:
[3] Obvious reference
to Artoo and Threepio (from the credits)
[4] Darth Bobo and his
Clown Troopers (from the credits)
[5] Darth Bobo (from
the Character Gallery in the extra section)
[6]
Emasculating Chode (#1.12) Is that a lightsaber or
what?
[7]
Emasculating Chode (#1.12) I really HOPE that's a
lightsaber
[8]
Emasculating Chode (#1.12) Ok, it is. I wasn't
envying Mrs. Bobo there for a second.
[9]
Emasculating Chode (#1.12) Chode and his lightsaber
[9]
Emasculating Chode (#1.12) Darth Bobo and Chode go at
it.
[10]
Android Love (#1.13) Does that ship look just a little
familiar? (Slave 1!)
[11]
Android Love (#1.13) The owner of the ship, the bounty
hunter Frances Boba Fett III.
(BIG thank you to The Gorn for taking these
awesome screenshots, #3 - #11!)
Twilight Zone (US
2002) - Future Trade; Found & Lost (#1.21 -
1.22) 11/27/02 Martin (Whaley): Some kids grew up
watching Star Wars. I grew up watching Wall Street.
Twin Peaks (1990)
- May the Giant Be With You (#2.1) 9/30/90
Two and a Half Men
(US 2003) - [1] Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
(#2.11) 12/13/04 Both
Charlie (Sheen) and Alan (Cryer) were saying the phrase, "I gotta bad
feeling about this" (Thanks to John at
Obroa-Skai for this reference!)
[2] A Live Woman of
Proven Fertility (#4.5) 10/16/06 When talking to Jake about running
away, Charlie says, "'Away,' according to the dictionary, means 'not here'.
It's usually preceded by the words 'far, far'. Or in your case, 'go'."
(Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)
Two Guys and a Girl
(US 1998) -[1] Pete (Ruccolo), about his girlfriend's
son, "He's in the park with Berg (Bergen) completing his Jedi
training" ...he pauses, "The Force is strong with him"
[2]
Pete's girlfriend took her kid to his apartment,
and said "boys need their toys." the door open and Pete's Roommate
Burg was swinging a lightsaber and said "Michael her kids name) come to
the Dark Side of the Force." although it was in a Sean Connery accent. In
a previous season this one guy came up to cops who had busted up a party that
Pete and Burg were having, dressed in a robe, he repeated the scene where Ben
Kenobi did the mind trick on the Storm troopers on Tatooine, "this isn't
the party your looking for..." after Pete said "how? Wow that was
Amazing!!!!" he responded by saying "may the force not be with
you" bowed and left. (Thanks to
LORDeron_MAULer for #2!)
U
Undergrads (US 2001) -
[1] In
the huge computer room - hologram of an X-Wing spins around. [2]
Star Wars (ANH) poster on the wall. [3]
A computer screen has the image of two Boba Fetts holding up blasters with
'For Sale' signs hanging on them.[4]
Gimpy (Williams) says they're, 'as broke as carbonite miners on Cloud
City' [5]
Gimpy (the super SW fan with one eye bigger than the other - Williams) meets
with his Star Wars group, they debate on Yoda's voice..more like Grover or
Miss Piggy.
Unhappily Ever
After (US 1995) - Hoop Dreams (#1.13) 5/17/95 Floppy
(Goldthwait and Allan Trautman) makes a vocal appearance at a basketball game
between Jack (Pierson) and his son. Jack is losing and Floppy says,
"Jack, Jaaacck, do you hear me, Jack? JACK:
"Obi-Wan? FLOPPY: No, Floppy one, you
idiot! You must use it!" JACK: The Force?
Urusei Yatsura (Jap Anim) -
A lot of Star Wars references.
V
V (1983 US)
mini-series - As the Visitors are landing in a
small town, a high school band is playing the theme from Star Wars.
Veggie Tales (US Anim) -
[1] On the DVD
Phil Vischer does a pretty funny riff on the
Episode II scene on Coruscant where R2 guards the sleeping Padmé. You can find
it on the "Studio Tour" documentary. [2]
one of the Veggies says his favorite movie quote is "Do or do not, there
is no try,"
Venture Bros., The
(US 2004) - [1] God?
It's Me, Dean 10/2/04 Brock says, Take your time,
Monarch, cause the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill
you. Monarch says, "What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi?!? Look at you
schmucks!" [2]A
Very Venture Christmas 12/19/04 Dr. Orpheus says,
"Christmas is no more real than Kwanzaa or the Wookiee Life Day. [3]
Tag Sale - You're It! 10/9/04 The
Henchman has purchased a working lightsaber at a Dr. Venture's garage sale,
after which he says, "I've been waiting for this since I was
nine" [4] Tag
Sale - You're It! 10/9/04 Henchman, "No, my
young Padawan. Leave this to me. Brock Samson! Brock says,
"Do I know you? Henchman, "Feel the wrath of the Monarch's
henchman! *he activates his lightsaber, impales Brock with it, which does
nothing* I've been gypped! [5] Tag
Sale - You're It! 10/9/04 The lightsaber segment
is modeled after the video of The Star Wars Kid. [6]
The Trial of the Monarch 10/23/04 The
beginning of this episode shows Hank Venture in Indy's "For Whom the Bell
Tolls" - Gary Cooper outfit, the fedora, jacket, etc.
The Vicar of Dibly (1994
UK) - Animals
(#1.6) 12/15/94 The vicar (Dawn
French) points to a photo of herself on the front of the Sun newspaper and
says, "who's that? Jabba the Hutt?" (Thanks
to Chris Brown for this reference!)
V.I.P. (US) -
[1] Irons (Anderson)
says, 'Did you really want Darth Vader to conquer the galaxy?' [2]
Mark
Hamill guests as Irons' Uncle. Of course Irons has to have the ANH buns
even though they're blonde.
Vroom Vroom (Sky One - UK 2006) - Imperial
March music is used. (Thanks to Chris Brown for this
reference!)
W
The War At Home
(US 2006) - [1] A
Lower Class Problem (#1.8) 1/25/07 Brother asks for collateral in
exchange from a loan "...there is a small matter of collateral."
Larry: Oh, well, my Yoda action figure is worth at least a hundred"
Brother: "...you paid a hundred dollars for a Yoda? Larry:
No, I paid $95 but, it's increased in value over the years"
[2] A Lower Class Problem
(#1.8) 1/25/07 Larry is late on his loan payment and his
brother threatens to "break Yoda's legs"
[3] A Lower Class Problem (#1.8) 1/25/07
Larry comes into the kitchen and finds his brother cooking something "What
are you making, mac & cheese?" Brother "No, I'm actually makin'
Yoda Alfredo!
Welcome to Eltingville
(2000 US Anim) - The pilot pits Josh and Bill
against each other in the most intense trivia contest of all time. Alternating
questions, 30 seconds to answer and the winner gets the ultimate prize: the
right to spend $300 on a mint-in-box, 12-inch-tall Boba Fett action figure,
complete with Wookiee scalps.
West Wing (US) -
CJ Craig (Janney) asks her staffer how many more interviews she had to go
through, the answer, 'Eleven hundred and Thirty Eight'
Whatever Happened
to Robot Jones? (2002) - [1] A robot utters, "Echuta!"
and Robot Jones retorts, "How rude!" [2]
Cube Wars (title)
What's Happening!
(1976) - ? Making Out (#3.11) 1/11/79
Roger (Thomas) is trying to impress a girl by telling her he's been in the
movies. Girl: Really, which one?" Roger: Well, did you see
Star Wars?" Girl: Wow! You were in Star Wars?
Which one were you?" Roger: "I was him. Actually, I was
one of the Stormtroopers"
What's New Scooby Doo
(2002 US Anim) - The Vampire Strikes Back (title)
(#2.7)
Will & Grace (1998)
- [1] (James
Earl Jones guest stars)10/23/03 Lines: I'm too
old for this crap, I've got Darth Vader money! [2]
Title: May Divorce Be With You [3]
Title: Fagmalion
Part 2: Attack Of The Clones [4]
The Unsinkable Molly Adler Jack (Hayes) comes
into Will's apartment with a rented video. Grace (Messing) asks which
movie, Jack says, "Star Wars." WILL (McCormack) & GRACE:
"Again!?" GRACE: "I've seen it so much that I'm dreaming
of Jabba the Hutt" JACK: "That's because you live with
him" Jack goes on to say that he must see it again for his
internet site about C3P0 "The Truth About C3P0" WILL:
"Jack, C3P0 is not gay, he's British!" JACK (rolling his
eyes): "R2 my circuits burn for you"
Wings (1990-7 US) -
All in the Family
(opening of the show) Brian (Weber) and Kenny are at the ticket counter and are
playing a computer game, after Kenny has his turn Brian says, 'Step aside Yoda
you're in the wizard's glow'.
X
X-Files (US) -
[1] Small Potatoes
#4.20 or 4x20 as they say (April 20, 1997) MULDER:
When you were admitted you said that the baby's father was from another
planet. What did you mean by that exactly? AMANDA: You know, that he's not
from this planet. MULDER: Were you abducted? AMANDA: Huh? No, no, he dropped
by my apartment one day, and one thing sort of led to another... MULDER: But
the baby's father is an alien? AMANDA: No, no, I didn't say he was an alien, I
said he was from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what's known
as a Jedi Knight. SCULLY: Did he have a light saber? AMANDA: No, he didn't
bring it. He even sung a
song for me.' she starts [2] humming
the main theme. Mulder (Duchovny) says, [3]
SCULLY: How many times have you seen Star Wars, Amanda? AMANDA: Three hundred
and sixty eight. I should break four hundred by Memorial Day. When Mulder leaves the room
Amanda calls out, [4]
'May the Force be with you!' [5]As
a character was describing an alien conspiracy, Mulder replies, "And I
bet you left your lightsaber at home"
[6] taking a look behind the scenes,
David Duchovny talks about the CSM (Cigarette Smoking Man) referring to him
as, "He is the bad guy. He is ... Darth
Vader." (thanks to Apophis for the
original heads up, updated dialogue by me, correction of title from Devil's
Tail to Small Potatoes by isbagent, thank you!) [7] Jose
Chung's From Outer Space
#3.20
(April 12, 1996) The opening
sequence is a reference to the first scene in Lucas' Star Wars. (ANH)
expanded: Opening shot: Starry Sky. Familiar wedge-shaped object begins to
cross the screen accompanied by rumbling. The shot cuts away to show that the
object was the corner of a "cherry picker" (one of those crane
things Electricians use to repair telephone wires high above.) (Note:
later in the show a Sci-Fi geek is sitting in his room accompanied by an
assortment of models, perhaps some SW ones too. I'll have to go back and
check.) (Thanks to isbagent1 for expansion on
#7!) [8] 7X19
Brand X Use of the
Wilhelm Scream [9]
The Erlenmeyer Flask
Mulder tells Deep Throat to "I've gone
along, been the dutiful son. But maybe this time we can just cut the
Obi-Wan Kenobi crap and you can save me the trouble." [10]
Small Potatoes Mulder:
"I think there's more going on here than Luke and his
Lightsaber" [11]
The Blessing Way Deep Throat returns to Mulder in apparition form (ala Obi-Wan
to Luke)
X-Men: Evolution (2000 US Anim) -X Marks the Spot Spike
does a report on Star Wars the movie when he was supposed to do a report on
the SDI "star wars" satellite defense system.
X-Play (2003 US) -
[1]
Morgan Webb brandishes a lightsaber everytime a
Star Wars game is reviewed. But this time it was Adam Sessler who
brought one out...on the 2004 Non-Denominational
Gift Guide episode. also, near the end,
several crew members appeared on the set behind Adam & Morgan, 3 of them
carrying lightsabers. (Thanks to John at
Obroa-Skai for this reference!)
[2] In one ep, an Evil Fanboy confronts Adam:
Fanboy: Two yearas ago you gave 'Jedi Outcast' a 2 out of 5.
Adam: So? Fanboy: I want revenge. *Pulls out lightsaber*
A few minutes later as Adam is getting chased, Morgan appears and has a
lightsaber fight with the fanboy, which ends with fanboy's hand getting cut
off. [3] At Celebration
III The Fanboy strikes again. But this time the racoon puppet
Ratty defeated him, and before he killed him, he said "Fear leads to anger,
anger leads to hate, hate leads to suckin' it!!!"
(Thanks to Paige for references #2 and #3!)
Y
Yami to Boushi to
To Hon No Tabibito (JAP 2003 Anim) - [1] In
one of the first episodes, Hatsuki (Noto) strikes a man with her kitana, which
glows:
[2] In
a later episode, during the backstory of one of the books' worlds (the books
are part of a Great Library containing all the knowledge in the universe), a
man named Gargantua (Miki) uses a "force push" [3]
In episode 7, Hatsumi (Shimizu) goes to a movie
called "Merukiadesu's Strike", which is a SW-like movie. [4]
The first shot of the movie has an astromech droid that looks like R2-D2 with
a tuxedo and cat ears
[5] The
following shot is a copy of a portion of the Obi vs. Maul lightsaber duel.
 (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for all these
references and pics!)
Yes, Dear (2000 US) -Greg
(Clark), decides to get a storage place to put all of his old stuff from
the 80s that he was supposed to throw away. One of his "neighbors"
at the storage place used it as a hideaway for all of his SW memorabilia. When
they opened the door to the storage shed, he was dressed as a Stormtrooper.
Most of the rest of the show he was dressed as Chewbacca.
Young Indiana Jones
Chronicles (US 1992) - Adventures
in Secret Service The young Austrian to Indy, 'What an incredible new smell you've discovered'
Z
Zenon: Girl of the 21st
Century (US 1999 Anim) -
kind of an animated take on Star Wars
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